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What happened when the ****** looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shit on his face.

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Why don't ******s like blowjobs?
They don't like any jobs.

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What do you call a ****** priest?
Holy shit.

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Why do ******s always have sex on their mind?
Because they've got pubic hair on their head!

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Why do ******s put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?
So illegals can window shop.

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Why do illegals buy Cabbage Patch dolls?
Because they come with birth certificates.

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Why don't illegals have any Olympic teams?
Because all the illegals who can run, jump, or swim have already left the country.

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Why don't illegals play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.

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Why do illegals have re-fried beans?
Have you ever heard of a illegal doing anything right the first time?

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What do you get when you cross a illegal with an octopus?
I don't know but it sure can pick lettuce.

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What are three things you can't give a ******?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education.

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Why can't illegals be firefighters?
They can't tell Jose from hose B.

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What did the ****** say when he slid down the zebra?
Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't.

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What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor.

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Why is an illegal like a Skunk?
Beause they're half balck and half white, and smell like shit.

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What's the difference between a ****** and a letter?
You can send a letter back to where it came from.

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What's the difference between the holy grail and a ******'s daddy?
You may find the grail.

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What is black, runny, and scratches on glass?
A ****** baby in a microwave.

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How does the navy use ******s?
They debone them and use them as wetsuits.

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What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old ******s Think Its A Cadillac.

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Do you remember the ****** family on the Jetsons? No?
The future looks pretty good!

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Did you hear about the ****** that thought he was bleeding to death?
Turns out he just had diarrhea.

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Why don't (((***))) like oral sex?
It's too close to the gas chamber.

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Why don't you run over a ****** on a bike?
Its probably your bike.

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What do you call 50 ******s burried up to their necks in dirt?
Afro-turf.

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Why do ******s drive with their windows up?
They think the smell is coming from outside.

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Why do ******s eat Tootsie Rolls with a fork?
So they don't bite their fingers.

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Why don't ******s celebrate Thanksgiving?
KFC isn't open on holidays.

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Why do ******s like basket ball?
It involves running, shooting and stealing.

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What has four legs and a black arm?
A happy pitbull.

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How do you know if a ****** is well hung?
If you can't fit your finger between his neck and the noose.

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Did you hear about the (((***))) child molestor?
He hid in the bushes and said, "Hey little boy, wanna buy some candy?"

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Did you hear about the (((***))) bitch who told her husband, "Give me 10 inches and make it hurt."?
He fucked her twice and threw her down the stairs.

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How many ****** college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets 6 credits for it.



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