Nigger Jokes
Here at Tightrope, the nigger jokes are always free.

Most of you have seen our world famous online collection of nigger jokes HERE, but now you can also request a copy of the best ones in pamphlet form. Hell, we might even add a few for your friends, too.

You will notice that the price for this item is zero, so you can add this to your order at no extra cost.

Until then, and while you are here, might as well read some nigger jokes:

What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.

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What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.

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Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.

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What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

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Why do niggers cry during sex?
The Mace.

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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

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How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

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What did the Alabama sheriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

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What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

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Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

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What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic? Someone too lazy to steal.

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Why don't niggers take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.

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What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

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What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."

Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.

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What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.

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How was break dancing invented?
Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"

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Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers.

Best jokes I've ever heard. Most are true spot on. ...

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