You'll notice the price of this item is ZERO. For a limited time, if your order is over $45 you can also put this item in your cart and we will include free vinyl (weatherproof) bumper stickers in your order. How many? Lots. If I told you, you wouldn't believe me. But when you open your package, if you don't scream, "Jesus Fucking Christ!"
when you see how many vinyl stickers we sent you, let me know and I'll fire the bitch that packed your order.
Like, you won't know what the fuck to do with this many stickers.
Oh, and when I say your order has to be over $45, I mean the subtotal (before shipping), you cheap bastards.